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Elexa Redfern
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PostSubject: Crazy paragraphs   Mon Apr 27, 2009 5:12 pm

okk, do it:

Here's how you do it:

Dear (person you last talked to),
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (2)(3) and I saw you (4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (Cool to you, (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12),
(Your name)


1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’m joining the Convent
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I finally changed my underwear
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When i threw out your sock drawer

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Other - With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bite off
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Multi-coloured - A large hot pink unicorn
Other --The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat -shamed
Other-sexy

7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Sleepy- That you make me fall into garbage cans
Other - That your driving sucks

Cool What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear

9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - My virginity
C/D - Your photo with the mustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Love your sweet, sweet ass
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Can't taste your feet anymore
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Get sick when I think of your feet
S/T - Always wanted to break your legs
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you

11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Diet coke/pepsi - My dead hamster raped you
Other – you should stop picking your nose

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself
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PostSubject: Re: Crazy paragraphs   Sat May 02, 2009 3:12 pm

lol okay

Dear mom,
i don't really know how to tell you this but i dislike your eyelashes. i think i realized it last year when you peed your pants in a clown suit and i saw you sit on my father. i'm sure you're sexy enough to understand that your driving sucks. i'm returning your toe ring to you, the rusults of the blood sample as a memory. you should also know that i can't taste your feet anymore and i'm off to lead a new life as a lemon.

the best of luck on the sex change
K

OMG IF I SENT THIS I"D BE SOOOOOOOOOO DEAD TALK ABOUT GROUNDED
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PostSubject: Re: Crazy paragraphs   Sun May 03, 2009 9:05 am

Here it goes. Very Happy

Dear Nick,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm joining the covenant. I think I realized it when you smacked my as* in your car. and I saw you carve you initials on my father . I'm sure you're sexy enough to understand that you make me fall into garbage cans. I'm returning (your old New Kids on the Block blanket to you, my virginity as a memory. You should also know that I get sick when I think of your feet and your cucumber-fetishism is weird.

With tears of sadness,
BB


Hahaha oh woww. That is crazy! lol!
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Elexa Redfern
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PostSubject: Re: Crazy paragraphs   Thu May 07, 2009 2:56 pm

lamia/human i'm unique wrote:
lol okay

Dear mom,
i don't really know how to tell you this but i dislike your eyelashes. i think i realized it last year when you peed your pants in a clown suit and i saw you sit on my father. i'm sure you're sexy enough to understand that your driving sucks. i'm returning your toe ring to you, the rusults of the blood sample as a memory. you should also know that i can't taste your feet anymore and i'm off to lead a new life as a lemon.

the best of luck on the sex change
K

OMG IF I SENT THIS I"D BE SOOOOOOOOOO DEAD TALK ABOUT GROUNDED

hahahha!
SEND IT!
Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Crazy paragraphs   Thu May 07, 2009 6:40 pm

Dear Mark
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm selling myself for candy. I think I realized it Last year when you peed your pants In a clown suit
and I saw you Sit on A large hot pink unicorn. I'm sure you're sexy enough to understand That you make me fall into garbage cans. I'm returning to you Your Hannah Montana underwear, My virginity as a memory. You should also know that I Can't taste your feet anymore and I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo.
Go milk a cow,
Brittany
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PostSubject: Re: Crazy paragraphs   Fri May 08, 2009 3:19 pm

Brittany Redfern[Creator] wrote:
Dear Mark
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm selling myself for candy. I think I realized it Last year when you peed your pants In a clown suit
and I saw you Sit on A large hot pink unicorn. I'm sure you're sexy enough to understand That you make me fall into garbage cans. I'm returning to you Your Hannah Montana underwear, My virginity as a memory. You should also know that I Can't taste your feet anymore and I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo.
Go milk a cow,
Brittany

ROFLMAO!
YOUR HANNAH MONTANA UNDERWEAR!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Crazy paragraphs   Fri May 08, 2009 7:14 pm

sadly this is to my fiance Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Crazy paragraphs   Sat May 09, 2009 7:43 am

haha. ^^^^
yeaaa.
that really is sad!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Crazy paragraphs   Sat May 09, 2009 11:20 am

I know, right?

The hannah montana part was his favorite.
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PostSubject: Re: Crazy paragraphs   Wed May 20, 2009 9:08 pm

Dear Brittany,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your cat I think I realized it When you put cuffs on me At the mental hospital and I saw you Carve your initials into My boyfriend. I'm sure you're sexy enough to understand That your driving sucks. I'm returning Your toe ring to you, Your glass eye as a memory. You should also know that I Hate your cooking and You should get that embarrassing rash checked out

Go drown yourself,
Mark


baby i really love you.....
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PostSubject: Re: Crazy paragraphs   Sun May 24, 2009 8:43 pm

heheheh thats funny.

i love you too.
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PostSubject: Re: Crazy paragraphs   Mon Jun 08, 2009 6:59 am

Dear Casey,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but your nostrils are insulting. I think I realized it when i saw the purple monkey at the mental hospital and I saw you sit on my boyfriend. I'm sure you're sexy enough to understand how awful you are. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I am better off without you and my dead hampster raped you.
Warm tingly sensations,
Se-se
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PostSubject: Re: Crazy paragraphs   Fri Jun 12, 2009 8:53 pm

Dear Sammy,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I’m joining the Convent. I think I realized it When we skinny dipped in the bathtub In your car and I saw you Sit on My salt-beef bucket. I'm sure you're sexy enough to understand That I get turned on only by garbage men. I'm returning Your toe ring to you, Your criminal record as a memory. You should also know that I Always wanted to break your legs and I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo.
With tears of sadness
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PostSubject: Re: Crazy paragraphs   Fri Jun 12, 2009 8:55 pm

that waz FUN!!! n random... but mostly fun Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Crazy paragraphs   Thu Oct 15, 2009 10:47 am

ok so these are so funny i had to do another one.

Dear Jazzy,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but Our romance is over. I think I realized it When I saw the purple monkey With George Bush and Stephen Harper and I saw you Knock out The elephant in the corner. I'm sure you're sexy enough to understand That I get turned on only by garbage men. I'm returning The couch cushions to you, Your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard. and You should get that embarrassing rash checked out.
Warm tingly sensations,
Se-se
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